i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal
basically the young adult section of any bookstore
(via lordoftheinternet)
is this masturbation?
nah this is like unlimited energy. my nigga made the tesseract
(Source: southsidelokos13, via rhydonmyhardon)
“Steve Carell, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: How men would look if they had to pose in ads the way women are expected to.”
steve carell no why omg i cant stop laguhgin
(via naughtyrice)
Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
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YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
- LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
- ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
- LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
- ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
- LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
- ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.
(via lesparklybrynja)
cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]
(Source: justjasper, via shavingryansprivates)