cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]
(Source: justjasper, via shavingryansprivates)
my 7th grade science teacher had a huge collection of pez dispensers and he set them all up in the classroom and then would get mad when someone would knock them over.. it was kinda funny tbh
Earthquake.
(via matzuraaremonster)
You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
(Source: stantanic, via jehanjetaime)
THIS KID ZIPPED HIS HOODIE AROUND A POLE AND TOLD THE DEAN HE’S NOT GOING TO CLASS
hE’S STILL THERE
(Source: gnarlydumps, via naughtyrice)
My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”
and I was like “…what”
and then she took my hand
and gave me this carrot
I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
hahahahh cute!
