17. Senior. Female. Canadian. In the words of a wise man, "nothing screams gay louder than someone screaming gay really loudly." Also, "my life is just one big "wow ok". I will leave you with that.
chickensandwich:

ticklemebmo:

Birds do this to simulate rain…The sound of rain makes stuff like worms come out of the ground. Easy meal. Tricky, feathery little shits.

nah these birds on the hunt for women. they are in the club two steppin like “girl you like these moves?”

chickensandwich:

ticklemebmo:

Birds do this to simulate rain…The sound of rain makes stuff like worms come out of the ground. Easy meal. Tricky, feathery little shits.

nah these birds on the hunt for women. they are in the club two steppin like “girl you like these moves?”

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dogapult:

svvitzerland:

people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner likeimage

i reblogged this post and ten minutes later my boyfriend texted me with this

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diamoncls:

the plot buildup in gay porn is so phenomenal

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o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

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colfergotback:

saccharinescorpion:

An Observation At Charlotte Russe

That’s actually why early in his career that Alexander McQueen made a lot of his dresses to look like armor and a lot of his designs had spikes; his father was abusive and he wanted a way to protect his sisters.

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lohanthony:

vote4nuggets:

joanne needs to either straighten out her grandchildren or mind her own fucking business 

garlic bread

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dicksp8jr:

she look like michael cera in the first one im fucking pissin gmyself

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